Daddy told me that Rosies relatives are champions. Kind of like movie stars. They win all these cool trophies and people show up from all over the world to watch them in the show ring. So I guess Rosie comes by her little Diva Dog attitude honestly.
For instance, she has two crates. Actually one of them is mine, but she thinks its hers. Its like she has her private little apartment in the laundry room and then the (my) penthouse out in the kitchen when she wants to see and be seen. Its not that I want to use it - Im scared to death of the thing. But, she just hops in there anytime she pleases without so much of a care.
And whats worse is she snags my bacon bone when Im not looking and retreats to MY crate where she knows I wont go to get it back. Oh yeah. And she hoards my favorite toys in there, too.
For instance, she has two crates. Actually one of them is mine, but she thinks its hers. Its like she has her private little apartment in the laundry room and then the (my) penthouse out in the kitchen when she wants to see and be seen. Its not that I want to use it - Im scared to death of the thing. But, she just hops in there anytime she pleases without so much of a care.
And whats worse is she snags my bacon bone when Im not looking and retreats to MY crate where she knows I wont go to get it back. Oh yeah. And she hoards my favorite toys in there, too.
Diva Dog in (my) crate with (my) stuff!
Ive tried barking and even whining at her to give my stuff back. But she just blinks those big, brown eyes at me like she thinks shes cute or something. Not.
Every so often, mom goes in and gets everything out of there and I quickly try and re-confiscate all that I can, but its never long before Rosie eyes something of mine as she swaggers through the house and then it starts all over again.
One day Im going to be a big dog and I will be able to to use my superdog-mind powers to get my stuff back. Until then, Ill just have to be at the top of my game and hope this little Diva Dog makes a mistake.
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